Totally Married

Totally Married

Totally Laime

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Totally Married

Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!
Title Date Listen Download
335 - The Last Totally Married! Feb 19, 2018 Listen Download
334 - #MeToo - Peter Rofe Is Finally Outted! Feb 12, 2018 Listen Download
333 - Ten Years In! Feb 5, 2018 Listen Download
332 - Faking It All! Jan 29, 2018 Listen Download
331 - I'm Just So High! Jan 22, 2018 Listen Download
330 - New Beginnings! Jan 15, 2018 Listen Download
329 - Send Your Siblings Some Love! Jan 8, 2018 Listen Download
328 - Ringing In 2018!! Jan 1, 2018 Listen Download
327 - Merry Birthday, Jesus and Happy Christmas, Santa! Dec 25, 2017 Listen Download
326 - Wait, Let's Talk About Weight! Dec 18, 2017 Listen Download
325 - Hypothetical Ethical Quandry! Dec 11, 2017 Listen Download
324 - The Countdown Begins! Dec 4, 2017 Listen Download
323 - Grateful! Nov 27, 2017 Listen Download
322 - Thanks To Plan B! Nov 20, 2017 Listen Download
321 - Finding Hope In Random Documentaries! Nov 13, 2017 Listen Download
320 - Dreams Coming True! Nov 6, 2017 Listen Download
319 - Spooky Spooktacular! Oct 30, 2017 Listen Download
318 - Dudes Becoming Allies! Oct 23, 2017 Listen Download
317 - Spooky Memories And Creepy People! Oct 16, 2017 Listen Download
316 - Fake It Til Ya Keep On Having To Fake It! Oct 9, 2017 Listen Download
315 - Meet Them Where They're At! Oct 2, 2017 Listen Download
314 - Judgment Free Zone! Sep 25, 2017 Listen Download
313 - Trying Things! Sep 18, 2017 Listen Download
312 - Moments Of Presence! Sep 11, 2017 Listen Download
311 - A Fly Epiphany! Sep 4, 2017 Listen Download
310 - Stigma Surfing! Aug 28, 2017 Listen Download
309 - Craigslist Score! Aug 21, 2017 Listen Download
308 - We Be Fragile! Aug 14, 2017 Listen Download
307 - Community Table Faux Pas! Aug 7, 2017 Listen Download
306 - The Big Move! Jul 31, 2017 Listen Download
305 - New House, New Attitude! Jul 24, 2017 Listen Download
304 - Hanging By A Thread! Jul 17, 2017 Listen Download
303 - Eternal Power! Jul 10, 2017 Listen Download
302 - Ya Can't Win 'Em All! Jul 3, 2017 Listen Download
301 - Summer Dreamin'! Jun 26, 2017 Listen Download
300 - Happy 300 Episodes! Jun 19, 2017 Listen Download
299 - They're Back and She's Fired Up! Jun 12, 2017 Listen Download
298 - Vasectomy Vs. Bullet Journal! May 29, 2017 Listen Download
297 - Getting Emailz! May 22, 2017 Listen Download
296 - Special Surprise in STL! May 15, 2017 Listen Download
295 - Mitey Big Questions! May 8, 2017 Listen Download
294 - Long Haul Or Short Stop? May 1, 2017 Listen Download
293 - Lotion Shaman Part Deux! Apr 24, 2017 Listen Download
292 - Spying With Elizabeth And Andy! Apr 10, 2017 Listen Download
291 - Crack Den For Sale! Apr 3, 2017 Listen Download
290 - Elizabeth's Secret Facial! Mar 27, 2017 Listen Download
289 - The Love Language of 311 Mar 20, 2017 Listen Download
288 - Going Dog-gone Crazy! Mar 13, 2017 Listen Download
287 - God or Animal? Mar 6, 2017 Listen Download
286 - A New Life For The Victrola! Feb 27, 2017 Listen Download
285 - Very Unqualified Advice! Feb 20, 2017 Listen Download
284 - How Do You Bounce Back? Feb 13, 2017 Listen Download
283 - Visualizing For The Win! Feb 6, 2017 Listen Download
282 - A Rough Start But Still In The Game! Jan 30, 2017 Listen Download
281 - Merry Christmas And Bah Humbug? Dec 19, 2016 Listen Download
280 - Hand Washing Win! Dec 12, 2016 Listen Download
279 - Shark Tankin' 4 EVA! Dec 5, 2016 Listen Download
278 - So Grateful For Hotels! Nov 28, 2016 Listen Download
277 - Micky D's And Election Recap! Nov 21, 2016 Listen Download
276 - Turning Despair Into Action! Nov 14, 2016 Listen Download
275 - Election EEEP! Nov 7, 2016 Listen Download
274 - Happy Halloweeny! Oct 31, 2016 Listen Download
273 - Crate Diving! Oct 24, 2016 Listen Download
272 - Let's Get Political! Oct 17, 2016 Listen Download
271 - Handy Andy! Oct 10, 2016 Listen Download
270 - Fun News And Thank You! Oct 3, 2016 Listen Download
269 - Be Present! Sep 26, 2016 Listen Download
268 - East West Girls Are Best! Sep 19, 2016 Listen Download
267 - What's Your I Love You Number? Sep 12, 2016 Listen Download
266 - Kinda Intense, Bro! Sep 5, 2016 Listen Download
265 - Nada Worry! Aug 29, 2016 Listen Download
263 - Defining Success! Aug 22, 2016 Listen Download
262 - Social Media Heave-Ho! Aug 15, 2016 Listen Download
261 - The Longest Running Totally Podcast! Aug 8, 2016 Listen Download
260 - Product Enthusiasm! Aug 1, 2016 Listen Download
259 - Bug In Ear Fear! Jul 25, 2016 Listen Download
258 - Tending Towards Chaos! Jul 18, 2016 Listen Download
257 - Friendships Ahoy! Jul 11, 2016 Listen Download
256 - Independence Interruption! Jul 4, 2016 Listen Download
255 - People Be Cray! Jun 27, 2016 Listen Download
254 - Happy Father's Day! Jun 20, 2016 Listen Download
253 - Budget Set Up! Jun 13, 2016 Listen Download
252 - Pillow Talk! Jun 6, 2016 Listen Download
251 - The 2nd Kid Itch! May 30, 2016 Listen Download
250 - Joining The Cool Kids Club! May 23, 2016 Listen Download
249 - Spectacled Spectacle! May 16, 2016 Listen Download
248 - Doctor, Doctor! May 9, 2016 Listen Download
247 - The Story Of The Weeping Camel! May 2, 2016 Listen Download
246 - RIP Purple One! Apr 25, 2016 Listen Download
245 - Happy Birthday Andy! Apr 18, 2016 Listen Download
244 - Oh for Cough's Sake! Apr 11, 2016 Listen Download
243 - Tough Stuff! Apr 4, 2016 Listen Download
242- The Ultimate Party Foul! Mar 28, 2016 Listen Download
241 - Rage Of Fury! Mar 21, 2016 Listen Download
240 - The Urinal Bounce! Mar 14, 2016 Listen Download
239 - This Isn't Going To Work For Me! Mar 7, 2016 Listen Download
238 - What's The Deal With Priests? Feb 29, 2016 Listen Download
237 - Bummer City! Feb 22, 2016 Listen Download
236 - What Is Love? Feb 15, 2016 Listen Download
235 - Western Vs. Eastern Medicine! Feb 8, 2016 Listen Download
234 - Happy Eight Year Anniversary! Feb 1, 2016 Listen Download
233 - Livin' On A Prayer! Jan 25, 2016 Listen Download
232 - Back-ish From The Baby Haze! Jan 18, 2016 Listen Download
231 - And Then There Were Four! Dec 23, 2015 Listen Download
230 - Happy Happy Holidays, Laimeweds! Dec 7, 2015 Listen Download
229 - I Thought About You! Nov 30, 2015 Listen Download
228 - Gobble Gobble! Nov 23, 2015 Listen Download
227 - No Apologies! Nov 16, 2015 Listen Download
226 - Emotional Transitions! Nov 9, 2015 Listen Download
225 - Nightmare On Halloween Sheets! Nov 2, 2015 Listen Download
224 - Let's Get To Questions! Oct 26, 2015 Listen Download
223 - The Night Man Runneth! Oct 19, 2015 Listen Download
222 - To Head In The Sand Or Not To? Oct 12, 2015 Listen Download
221 - Creative Inspiration! Oct 5, 2015 Listen Download
220 - Luck Be A Lady! Sep 28, 2015 Listen Download
219 - Recline and Dine! Sep 21, 2015 Listen Download
218 - Old Meets Young! Sep 14, 2015 Listen Download
217 - Nashville Recap! Sep 7, 2015 Listen Download
216 - Time Ain't No Thang! Aug 31, 2015 Listen Download
215 - Theapeutic Therapy! Aug 24, 2015 Listen Download
214 - Confidence Is Key! Aug 17, 2015 Listen Download
213 - Andy On Point! Aug 10, 2015 Listen Download
212 - Written In the Stars! Aug 3, 2015 Listen Download
211 - Ghost Trails and Book Tales! Jul 27, 2015 Listen Download
210 - Duct Tape! Jul 20, 2015 Listen Download
209 - Plane Drain! Jul 6, 2015 Listen Download
208 - It's Heatin' Up! Jun 29, 2015 Listen Download
207 - Preach, Lady, Preach! Jun 22, 2015 Listen Download
206 - Big News!! Jun 15, 2015 Listen Download
205 - Caitlyn Jenner And God! Jun 8, 2015 Listen Download
204 - Spooky White In Da House! Jun 1, 2015 Listen Download
203 - A Pain In The Back! May 25, 2015 Listen Download
202 - Feminine Troubles! May 18, 2015 Listen Download
201 - Same Old Stories Better With Time! May 11, 2015 Listen Download
200 Episodes & Counting! May 4, 2015 Listen Download
199 - Haunted House For Rent! Apr 27, 2015 Listen Download
198 - Don't Say Funky Funky! Apr 20, 2015 Listen Download
197 - Happy 36th Birthday Andy! Apr 13, 2015 Listen Download
196 - Dream A Little Dream! Apr 6, 2015 Listen Download
195 - Shout Out To Andy! Mar 30, 2015 Listen Download
194 - Time Is Precious! Mar 23, 2015 Listen Download
193 - White House Porn Room! Mar 16, 2015 Listen Download
192 - Dronin' About Drones! Mar 9, 2015 Listen Download
191 - Were Elizabeth To Perish! Mar 2, 2015 Listen Download
190 - We Middle Aged! Feb 23, 2015 Listen Download
189 - Edging is Edgy! Feb 16, 2015 Listen Download
188 - The Seven Year Itch! Feb 9, 2015 Listen Download
187 - A Murder In the Night! Feb 2, 2015 Listen Download
186 - Anxiety Pod! Jan 26, 2015 Listen Download
185 - Totally Meow-ied! Jan 19, 2015 Listen Download
184 - Let's Get Wild And Spacey! Jan 12, 2015 Listen Download
183 - A Barfy And Happy New Year! Jan 5, 2015 Listen Download
182 - New Years Happy-Off! Dec 29, 2014 Listen Download
181 - Merriest Wishes! Dec 22, 2014 Listen Download
180 - Decision Fatigue! Dec 15, 2014 Listen Download
Christmas Prep Squad! Dec 8, 2014 Listen Download
178 - Gobble Gobble! Dec 1, 2014 Listen Download
177 - Planta Gratis! Nov 24, 2014 Listen Download
176 - Totally Married Love Connection! Nov 17, 2014 Listen Download
175 - Permission To Give Permission! Nov 10, 2014 Listen Download
174 - I Hate Him Fantasies! Nov 3, 2014 Listen Download
173 - Time Travel To The Max! Oct 27, 2014 Listen Download
172 - You are a B! And you are a W! Oct 20, 2014 Listen Download
171 - Decidedly Anti-Shunning! Oct 13, 2014 Listen Download
170 - The Secret Email Trick! Oct 6, 2014 Listen Download
169 - Off Our Game! Sep 29, 2014 Listen Download
168 - When Your Friend Cheats! Sep 22, 2014 Listen Download
167 - Scaturday Morning! Sep 15, 2014 Listen Download
166 - The Magical Bag! Sep 8, 2014 Listen Download
165 - A Passive Aggressive Note! Sep 1, 2014 Listen Download
164 - K-Cup w/ Dr. Ro Ro! Aug 25, 2014 Listen Download
163 - A Little Good With The Bad! Aug 18, 2014 Listen Download
162 - Mind Over Matter! Aug 11, 2014 Listen Download
161 - Bro-in' Out! Aug 4, 2014 Listen Download
160 - Unapologetically Himself! Jul 28, 2014 Listen Download
159 - Pathological Liars! Jul 21, 2014 Listen Download
158 - The Dumbest Thing Ever Said! Jul 14, 2014 Listen Download
157 - Invention-ness! Jul 7, 2014 Listen Download
156 - What's Up Portland! Jun 30, 2014 Listen Download
155 - Don't Be A Trash Bag! Jun 23, 2014 Listen Download
154 - Use The Word Mommy! Jun 16, 2014 Listen Download
153 - Suckitude! Jun 9, 2014 Listen Download
152 - Purple Dildo Surprise! Jun 2, 2014 Listen Download
151 - Spiritual Crisis! May 26, 2014 Listen Download
150 - Madge Is Back! May 19, 2014 Listen Download
149 - Crock Pot To The Rescue! May 12, 2014 Listen Download
148 - We're Going Down! May 5, 2014 Listen Download
147 - Terrible & Horrible! Apr 28, 2014 Listen Download
146 - Fantasy Land! Apr 21, 2014 Listen Download
145 - Happy Birthday Andy! Apr 14, 2014 Listen Download
144 - Tattoosin And Boozin'! Apr 7, 2014 Listen Download
143 - Back And At 'Em! Mar 31, 2014 Listen Download
142 - A Tale Of Two Cheeks! Mar 24, 2014 Listen Download
141 - Pervy Poodle! Mar 17, 2014 Listen Download
140 - Sick Daze! Mar 10, 2014 Listen Download
139 - Pregnant and Addicted! Mar 3, 2014 Listen Download
138 - Freebie Freeze-Out! Feb 24, 2014 Listen Download
137 - Keying Cars & Karma! Feb 17, 2014 Listen Download
136 - Racial Tension! Feb 10, 2014 Listen Download
135 - Six Years Of Awesome! Feb 3, 2014 Listen Download
134 - Andy Is A Monster! Jan 27, 2014 Listen Download
133 - A Photastrophy! Jan 20, 2014 Listen Download
132 - Heavy Breathing! Jan 13, 2014 Listen Download
131 - Insecurities! Jan 6, 2014 Listen Download
130 - Happy 2014! Jan 1, 2014 Listen Download
129 - The One Thing We Have! Dec 30, 2013 Listen Download
128 - Happy Happy Merry Merry! Dec 25, 2013 Listen Download
Xmas Card Whoopsies! Dec 23, 2013 Listen Download
126 - Christmas Ramp-Up! Dec 18, 2013 Listen Download
125 - Ya Can't Assume! Dec 16, 2013 Listen Download
124 - Existential Crisis! Dec 11, 2013 Listen Download
123 - Hot Chocolate Memories! Dec 9, 2013 Listen Download
122 - Highly Miserable People! Dec 4, 2013 Listen Download
121 - Totally Times Three! Dec 2, 2013 Listen Download
120 - Gobble Gobble! Nov 27, 2013 Listen Download
119 - Facebook Ghost! Nov 25, 2013 Listen Download
118 - Choking Out! Nov 20, 2013 Listen Download
117 - Perfectly Imperfect! Nov 18, 2013 Listen Download
116 - You Are Beautiful! Nov 13, 2013 Listen Download
115 - Cojones Conundrum! Nov 11, 2013 Listen Download
114 - Fantasty Land! Nov 6, 2013 Listen Download
113 - Extramarital Crushes! Nov 4, 2013 Listen Download
112 - Happy Halloweeny! Oct 30, 2013 Listen Download
111 - Body Image Yikes! Oct 28, 2013 Listen Download
110 - How's It Hanging'! Oct 23, 2013 Listen Download
109 - Breakup No No! Oct 21, 2013 Listen Download
108 - Off The Sauce! Oct 16, 2013 Listen Download
107 - Oh Sh*t! Oct 14, 2013 Listen Download
106 - Materialistic Matters! Oct 9, 2013 Listen Download
105 - Happy & Grateful! Oct 7, 2013 Listen Download
104 - Massage Mistake! Oct 2, 2013 Listen Download
103 - Let's Make A Deal! Sep 30, 2013 Listen Download
102 - Ain't Nothin' But A Number! Sep 25, 2013 Listen Download
101- Small Lies Count! Sep 23, 2013 Listen Download
100th Episode Extravaganza! Sep 18, 2013 Listen Download
99 - BFF's! Sep 16, 2013 Listen Download
98 - Post Rock Comedown! Sep 11, 2013 Listen Download
97 - From Sad To Even! Sep 9, 2013 Listen Download
96 - Weird, Personal & True! Sep 4, 2013 Listen Download
95 - Andy's Movie Pitch! Sep 2, 2013 Listen Download
94 - Potty Talk! Aug 28, 2013 Listen Download
93 - Boob Stare Etiquette! Aug 26, 2013 Listen Download
92 - An Honest Episode! Aug 21, 2013 Listen Download
91 - Soda Fountain No-No! Aug 19, 2013 Listen Download
90 - Virgin Territory! Aug 14, 2013 Listen Download
89 - Let The Fun Having Begin! Aug 12, 2013 Listen Download
88 - Coffee Talk! Aug 7, 2013 Listen Download
87 - Andy's Psychiatric Fantasy! Aug 5, 2013 Listen Download
86 - Post Office Love Connect! Jul 31, 2013 Listen Download
85 - Andy's Drinkin' Days! Jul 29, 2013 Listen Download
84 - Wacky But True Sex Laws! Jul 24, 2013 Listen Download
83 - No Kids, No Problemo! Jul 22, 2013 Listen Download
82 - What I'd Miss About You! Jul 17, 2013 Listen Download
81 - Golden Nugget! Jul 15, 2013 Listen Download
80 - I Love You's Count! Jul 10, 2013 Listen Download
79 - Hold The Bacon! Jul 8, 2013 Listen Download
78 - Fear Factors! Jul 3, 2013 Listen Download
77 - Gym Fail! Jul 1, 2013 Listen Download
76 - New Paths! Jun 26, 2013 Listen Download
75 - We Gots Some New Wheels! Jun 24, 2013 Listen Download
74 - Religion & Kinky Sex! Jun 19, 2013 Listen Download
73 - Hygiene Mistake! Jun 17, 2013 Listen Download
72 - Quitting With Confidence! Jun 12, 2013 Listen Download
71 - How Do You Like Dem Apples? Jun 10, 2013 Listen Download
70 - Casual Encounters How-To! Jun 5, 2013 Listen Download
69 - Test Drive! Jun 3, 2013 Listen Download
68 - The Worst Way To Find Out! May 29, 2013 Listen Download
67 - Memorial Daze! May 27, 2013 Listen Download
66 - Hittin' The Gym! May 22, 2013 Listen Download
65 - Wack Birth Control! May 20, 2013 Listen Download
64 - Beach Swing! May 15, 2013 Listen Download
63 - Tour Guide Fail! May 13, 2013 Listen Download
62 - Golf Goof! May 8, 2013 Listen Download
61 - Omelette Vs. Scramble! May 6, 2013 Listen Download
60 - 30 Day Marriage Challenge! May 1, 2013 Listen Download
59 - Bank Teller Fail! Apr 29, 2013 Listen Download
58 - Blue Blooded! Apr 24, 2013 Listen Download
57 - Boyfriend vs. Partner! Apr 22, 2013 Listen Download
56 - A Wind Blows Through It Apr 17, 2013 Listen Download
55 - Hungover! Apr 15, 2013 Listen Download
54 - Pain Tolerance! Apr 10, 2013 Listen Download
53 - Ruby's Birthday! Apr 8, 2013 Listen Download
52 - Pillow Talk! Apr 3, 2013 Listen Download
51 - Easter Happy! Apr 1, 2013 Listen Download
50 - Shower Faux-Pas! Mar 27, 2013 Listen Download
49 - Panties Apocalypse! Mar 25, 2013 Listen Download
48 - Sexpectations! Mar 20, 2013 Listen Download
47 - Andy's Number Revealed! Mar 18, 2013 Listen Download
46 - Gratitude! Mar 13, 2013 Listen Download
45 - Trials and Errors! Mar 11, 2013 Listen Download
44 - Vlog Problems! Mar 6, 2013 Listen Download
43 - Yankin! Mar 4, 2013 Listen Download
42 - Sex Machine! Feb 27, 2013 Listen Download
41 - Fertility Clinic! Feb 25, 2013 Listen Download
40 - Tooth: Implanted! Feb 20, 2013 Listen Download
39 - Feeling Funky! Feb 18, 2013 Listen Download
38 - Troubleshooting! Feb 13, 2013 Listen Download
37 - Would You Rather! Feb 11, 2013 Listen Download
36 - Dinosaurs & Robots Feb 6, 2013 Listen Download
35 - Wedding Video Anxiety! Feb 4, 2013 Listen Download
34 - Anniversary! Jan 30, 2013 Listen Download
33 - Productivity! Jan 28, 2013 Listen Download
32 - Lions Funkin'! Jan 23, 2013 Listen Download
31 - Gossip, Gurl! Jan 21, 2013 Listen Download
30 - You're Gonna Be Okay! Jan 16, 2013 Listen Download
29 - Under The Weather! Jan 14, 2013 Listen Download
28 - Weddings & Funerals! Jan 9, 2013 Listen Download
27 - Divorce Myths! Jan 7, 2013 Listen Download
26 - Resolutions Schmesolutions! Jan 2, 2013 Listen Download
25 - Happy New Year! Dec 31, 2012 Listen Download
24 - Confessional! Dec 26, 2012 Listen Download
23 - Xmas Eve Cat Poop! Dec 24, 2012 Listen Download
22 - "Suck" Them! Dec 19, 2012 Listen Download
21 - Soulmated! Dec 17, 2012 Listen Download
20 - Happy Holidaze! Dec 12, 2012 Listen Download
19 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! Dec 10, 2012 Listen Download
18 - Breakfast Of Champions! Dec 5, 2012 Listen Download
17 - Aliens! Dec 3, 2012 Listen Download
16 - Engagement Pro! Nov 28, 2012 Listen Download
15 - Un-Phased! Nov 26, 2012 Listen Download
14 - Vegas Baby! Nov 21, 2012 Listen Download
13 - Tougher Times Nov 19, 2012 Listen Download
12 - In Sickness & Health! Nov 14, 2012 Listen Download
11 - No Thanks, Negativity! Nov 12, 2012 Listen Download
10 - Dream States! Nov 7, 2012 Listen Download
9 - Pro Choices! Nov 5, 2012 Listen Download
8 - Happy Halloweeny! Oct 31, 2012 Listen Download
7 - Just Go For It! Oct 29, 2012 Listen Download
6 - I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghosts! Oct 24, 2012 Listen Download
5 - Didn't See That Coming! Oct 22, 2012 Listen Download
4 - Divorce Schmivorce! Oct 17, 2012 Listen Download
3 - Friend City! Oct 15, 2012 Listen Download
2 - A Little Self Love Goes A Long Way Oct 14, 2012 Listen Download
1 - I Now Pronounce You Man and Wife Oct 13, 2012 Listen Download

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